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Stephenosity
Where dreams come true
Created on 2005-12-18 04:28:11 (#9053222), last updated 2006-02-14
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| Name: | stephenosity |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-26 |
| Website: | the way of life |
STEPHENOSITY
HISTORY
once upon a time, there were two people that were extremely lazy. their names are alina and stephen. they are lazyasses.
one day, upon a date we intend to look up later, they decided to make their laziness into a religion. everyone needs a belief, something to rely upon. this is the life of two people who believe strongly in stephenosity, the religion of laziness.
STEPHENOSITY DEFINED
stephenosity: (n) the religion of laziness, created and founded by alina and stephen.
stephenositers: (n) followers of stephenosity, namely, alina and stephen
stephenosist: (adj) of or relating to stephenosity
alina'ranrahble: (n) the holy book of stephenosity
STEPHENOSITY: A WAY OF LIFE
the alina'ranrahble is the same as a standard religious book-- the qu'ran, the torah, or the bible. any and all of these holy books work, provided there is a garfield comic strategically stuck inside to REALLY read.
the church of stephenosity is located at your kitchen table. prayer is completed by having your mouth full of "jesus loves me" suckers.
STEPHENOSITY AND THE TEACHINGS OF ALINA'RANRAHBLE
-procrastinate
-don't not procrastinate
-lie
-don't tell the truth
-bullshit
-don't not bullshit
-be a lazyass
-don't not be a lazyass
stephenosity: a way of life...

HISTORY
once upon a time, there were two people that were extremely lazy. their names are alina and stephen. they are lazyasses.
one day, upon a date we intend to look up later, they decided to make their laziness into a religion. everyone needs a belief, something to rely upon. this is the life of two people who believe strongly in stephenosity, the religion of laziness.
STEPHENOSITY DEFINED
stephenosity: (n) the religion of laziness, created and founded by alina and stephen.
stephenositers: (n) followers of stephenosity, namely, alina and stephen
stephenosist: (adj) of or relating to stephenosity
alina'ranrahble: (n) the holy book of stephenosity
STEPHENOSITY: A WAY OF LIFE
the alina'ranrahble is the same as a standard religious book-- the qu'ran, the torah, or the bible. any and all of these holy books work, provided there is a garfield comic strategically stuck inside to REALLY read.
the church of stephenosity is located at your kitchen table. prayer is completed by having your mouth full of "jesus loves me" suckers.
STEPHENOSITY AND THE TEACHINGS OF ALINA'RANRAHBLE
-procrastinate
-don't not procrastinate
-lie
-don't tell the truth
-bullshit
-don't not bullshit
-be a lazyass
-don't not be a lazyass
stephenosity: a way of life...

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"helping", alina, beds, being lazy, breaks, bullshitting, candy, cheating without cheating, cookies, couches, cvs, cyt, february 26, food, fridays, friends, fun, funny stuff, garfield, getting away with stuff, hammocks, ice cream for breakfast, jesus loves me suckers, laughing, laziness, lazyasses, leftovers for breakfast, livejournal, lying, mssa, no effort, not deadlines, not homework, not mondays, not school, not waking up, oriental trading, peanuts, pillows, pranks, procrastination, red sox, revenge, saturdays, shooting hoops, sitting, sleep, snl, snow days, stephen, sugar, summer, talking up grades, talking up us, weekends
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