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Stephenosity

Where dreams come true

Created on 2005-12-18 04:28:11 (#9053222), last updated 2006-02-14

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Basic Info
Name:stephenosity
Birthdate:02-26
Website:the way of life
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STEPHENOSITY

HISTORY

once upon a time, there were two people that were extremely lazy. their names are alina and stephen. they are lazyasses.

one day, upon a date we intend to look up later, they decided to make their laziness into a religion. everyone needs a belief, something to rely upon. this is the life of two people who believe strongly in stephenosity, the religion of laziness.

STEPHENOSITY DEFINED

stephenosity: (n) the religion of laziness, created and founded by alina and stephen.

stephenositers: (n) followers of stephenosity, namely, alina and stephen

stephenosist: (adj) of or relating to stephenosity

alina'ranrahble: (n) the holy book of stephenosity

STEPHENOSITY: A WAY OF LIFE

the alina'ranrahble is the same as a standard religious book-- the qu'ran, the torah, or the bible. any and all of these holy books work, provided there is a garfield comic strategically stuck inside to REALLY read.

the church of stephenosity is located at your kitchen table. prayer is completed by having your mouth full of "jesus loves me" suckers.

STEPHENOSITY AND THE TEACHINGS OF ALINA'RANRAHBLE

-procrastinate
-don't not procrastinate
-lie
-don't tell the truth
-bullshit
-don't not bullshit
-be a lazyass
-don't not be a lazyass

stephenosity: a way of life...







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